GET ME SOME PIE!





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martymikalski:

SIRI

WHERE

IS

MY

SUPER

SUIT

Via Out of my yard you meddling kids!

boys-from-baker-street:

why can’t there be a petting zoo but instead of animals there can be british actors

#mummy, i wanna pat the Hiddleston #no sweetie #mummy wants to pat the Cumberbatch first #and then we’ll go and take some photos of the Firth and the Fry #and we can go and feed a Freeman later on

I’d buy an lifetime pass.

(Source: elementrypenguin)

Via This is no blog, it's a time bomb.
  • period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • period: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • period: Yell at a puppy.
  • period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
Via

ok this text conversation has just turned into a full blown Dean and Cas RP.

This is why i love you Savannah




When you make a genius reference to one of your fandoms during casual conversation in real life, but no one understands it.

alwaysanoriginal:

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